It is important to note that the observations laid out in this work are a consideration of the extreme sides of the spectrum. Not all crystal girls show all or even any of these qualities, and despite the pop culture given nickname “crystal girls,” individuals who show these qualities are not limited to just females. In the same respect, I do not wish to marginalize the detestable atrocities and crimes committed by any number of dictators that may come to mind while reading this. Obviously your average farmers market attending, metal straw sipping crystal girl is a far cry from individuals like Hitler and Stalin. This merely aims to put an unthinkable comparison into perspective and connect the dots between repetitive human behavior that often goes unnoticed.